I'm pissed off today.

Yo lovers. I am pissed off today. Pissed off with how fucking unreliable, two-faced and generally annoying some people are, but hey that won’t get me down, like duh!

I also engaged in some retail therapy in order to uplift my spirit and bought a T-shirt with a dinosaur on it from Blood Is The New Black, which fucking rocks, let’s face it.

So anyway didn’t really feel like blogging today but then a heart-warming email reached me from my husband Mark Adlington with a call to action. It said: “all six of us are waiting for more golden nuggets. (dixie style). maybe you could write about boys for a change!”

And yes he means my six followers, Dixie Chicken and, ermmm, boys, he’s my future husband for a reason, y’all!

So today is the day that I will turn all the anger into love and all the frustration into inspiration. In other words, I will simply list loads of random shit popping into my head at this very moment.

Put your set belts on. No I mean seriously. That’s my first point.

If you’ve got no kinds words to say, you should say nothing more at all.

If you wanna know something, just ask. And if someone asks you something straight up, just answer and be honest. Easy.

She spoke words that would melt in your hands, and she spoke words of wisdom.

My three favourite Fried Chicken Places are, in that order, Halal Fried Chicken on Brick Lane, Dixie Chicken anywhere and KFC, especially the massive one in Brixton (ganstaaaa). I know it’s wrong, but I don’t really care.

If you don’t mean shit, don’t say shit.

Urban Outfitters eats Topshop for breakfast any day.

Your parents and/or siblings will always the most honest with you. That honesty can be painful, but it’s the most valuable thing you have. Get real.

Like Diane von Furstenberg says: (and yes I got that from MTV’s The City) “The most important relationship you have in your life, is the relationship you have with yourself, because no matter what happens, you will always be with yourself.” True sister!

Sleigh Bells fucking rock.

Laters, lovers xx