Wednesday, 7 July 2010
Life according to Andrew WK
Morning guys, yesterday I found my new favourite past-time activity. Stalking Andrew WK’s Twitter. Not only because it’s easily the most entertaining and hilariously funny outlet of his thoughts but also because he actually says some pretty smart stuff. Smart stuff disguised in stupidity that is. You get me?
So I thought it would be nice to write a blog post about life according to Andrew WK. It’s 50% spot on and 50% mental. Love it.
PARTY TIP: Go.
PARTY TIP: Fuck.
PARTY TIP: Take a shower wearing sunglasses. It's way more intense than you'd expect!
PARTY TIP: Don't take things too seriously. Life is absurd.
PARTY TIP: If you've never inhaled a bit of black pepper, it's worth trying at least once!
PARTY TIP: Go outside. If you're already outside, touch a tree.
PARTY TIP: Look at a pretty lady!
PARTY TIP: Go the rest of the day without underwear.
PARTY TIP: Be awesomer.
PARTY TIP: It's OK to lie, but when you make a promise, keep it. A promise is more important than truth.
PARTY TIP: Put your energy into supporting what you love, not fighting what you hate.
PARTY TIP: The only real failure in life is not following your heart. That and not partying.
If you're single, it's time to ASK YOUR CRUSH ON A DATE! To break the ice say, "Andrew W.K. told me to ask you out today!"
If a guy's messing with you, just party him. If a girl's annoying you, just party her. IF SOMETHING'S WRONG, JUST PARTY IT.