Hi lovers, sorry this is a late one today. But trust me, it’s gonna be a good one. It has everything: date tips, dress tips and why Jeremy Warmsley has turned into a douche. So let’s have it then. Ha!
Remember boys come and go, real friends stay for life.
If you have the choice between red shoes and black shoes, always choose red shoes. Understated but sexy.
The best places to go on a (first) date are (in that order): the zoo, fairground, Richmond (to laugh about rich people) and the planetarium.
The worst places to go and a (first) date are (in that order): gaming arcades, his couch, a camper van and Camden on a Saturday.
If you are nervous during your first date, tell him. Honesty is always hot.
I have been having a bit of a 90s revival lately and if you are ever as angry with a boy as Alanis is in this video, you really need to get a life.
Hands down, TLC’s ‘No Scrubs’ is better that TLC’s ‘Waterfalls’.
It’s okay to be hooked on reality TV, especially ‘Jersey Shore’ as long as you don’t think their looks are hot, make out with as much people as they do or drink as much as they do. Plain wrong, but very entertaining.
It has been established by studies that all girls secretly love geeks. You’re not alone, so don’t worry about it.
Is it just me or has Jeremy Warmsely turned into a smug little twat ever since he is in that band Summercamp. Get over yourself, wankbag. Your tunes aren't revolutionary, just some 60s rip-off.
Actions speak louder than words. Always.
Laters Lovers x