Thursday, 2 September 2010
If it’s covered in cheese, go on eat it.
Being loyal is the new black.
Nuzzling is the new making out.
Your lows will have their complements of highs. Yeasayer know best.
Staying in is the new going out. Especially if you have a boxset of ‘My So-Called Life’ and you’re with really good friends.
Don’t be scared to put yourself out there, but don’t do it thoughtlessly either.
Emotions are bastards. That’s all you need to know.
In life the love you give should equal the love you receive. So if you give more, you get more. But don’t be greedy.
Norwegian boys are better boys.
If you have the choice between a player and a chess player, always choose the latter.
Whether your glass if half full or half empty, make sure you drink it.
Life is like hair. When you want it straight, it’s curly and when you want it curly, it’s straight.
If someone stupidly asks you “Do you have a six pack?” the best (and only) way to reply is to say: “No, I drank it already!”