Some things hurt more than shoes and boys.
Going to bed at 10 pm is the new staying out till 4.30 am.
Occasionally it can be good to high five yourself in the brain. You should try it.
True joy is in progress.
Circle Jerks – band – YES! Circle Jerks – boys – NO!
When you are the most happening person at a party, it’s time to leave.
One size fits all doesn’t always fit all, if you know what I mean.
If there’s a will, there’s a way.
It’s important to remember that karma is a bitch. So behave.
A problem shared is a problem halved.