He's Just Not That Into You!

Hiya guys, last night I had a revelation. Yes a full-on fucking revelation. 

The guy I like just doesn’t like me that much. I know it’s a harsh realisation but it’s also a majorly liberating one. Why think about him, if he doesn’t think about me?

I liked this guy for some time and I guess he knows that I like him cause I told him about 6474 times and I have asked him out and I made my intentions pretty clear. Basically I give a shit about him, he just doesn’t give a shit about me. However, now I don’t have to look for excuses anymore for his rejection. I don’t have to talk to my friends about his ‘mixed messages’ anymore. I don’t have to wait for his sporadically sent emails. None of that shit. And you know what it feels good and it’s okay, because boys would rather saw their own arm off than tell you they don't like you that much.

Anyway, in order to share my epiphany with you I came up with some clear signs that show he’s just not that into you. Yes like the film.

If he doesn’t ask you out, he’s just not that into you.

If he doesn’t wanna make out with you, he’s just not that into you.

If he doesn’t reply to your texts or to your emails, he’s just not that into you.

If he replies to your texts or your emails weeks later, he’s just not that into you.

If he is too busy, too poor, too ill, too emotionally-conflicted to hang out with you, he’s just not that into you.

 So pick yourself up girl cause when someone really likes you, you’ll know instantly.

When I was still living in Bristol, I met this guy in London and he literally stalked me for weeks. That shit shows that someone is into you. He wanted to cross the entire country for a first date even though we had only talked for 2 hours max. I thought that’s a bit creepy but that’s dedication, so finally I agreed on a ‘phone date’ with him. It was nice. We went on an actual date, it was nice.  It didn’t work out, cause I wasn’t that into him, but what I wanna illustrate with this little episode is that if he’s into you he’ll make the effort, he’ll go the extra mile and he’ll take the time. And don’t stick around for anything less than that.

Boom.