Shoes and Boys.

So it’s a new year, but it’s the same on The Book of Linda. I’m talking. A lot. About boys. This time about shoes and boys in particular. Here are some pearls of wisdom in the shape of shoe specific life advice. Happy times.

If you can't walk in them, don't wear them. Twat.

If your heels get worn down or the seams come undone, don't just go out and buy new shoes. Show some love and effort. Get them mended, not replaced. Like you would in a relationship.

There is no excuse for Uggs. EVER.

Clogs don't look good on anyone.

Black Mary-Jane's look good with any outfit.

If you have to go for trainers, go for high-top Converse. Trust me.

Shoes are like boys. The scruffy ones might be easy-going and really comfy, but they look like crap. The nice shiny posh ones are bloody hard work and will give you blisters.

Shoes are like boys, part two. If you show them some attention and polish them, they last longer.

Shoes are like boys, part three. Once you find the perfect pair, you wanna keep them for life.

Love Linda x