Learned a few things recently. Random ramblings. One of those. Same old, same old. You know you love it.
Maybe drunk dialling is the way forward. I’d give it a go if I didn’t have phone phobia. I’d do it for Ed though. He’s fit.
If he still replies to shitty texts that totally show you’re high-maintenance, he’s into you.
Boys hate high-maintenance apparently. Doesn’t matter if you’re hot though.
It’s only acceptable to juggle dates, if we’re talking fruit.
Let them come to you.
Don’t be defensive. Defense wins championships, but it doesn’t score goals.
If you bore a girl, she’ll sit there and stare right past you while smiling politely. If you’re saying something interesting, she’ll look you right in the eye and smirk.
Don’t bore a girl. It’s a cardinal sin. And yes that includes everything from talking about your mum and the world’s greatest guitar solos to your 12 hour shift. Gross.
Self-indulgence. Gross, too.
Love you,Linda x