10 reasons why you should go watch Blue Valentine.

10 reasons to LOVE Blue Valentine...

Michelle Williams. Duh!

Ryan Gosling. Double Duh!!

It’s raw and it’s real and it’s romantic.

Loads of people say it’s really sad and depressing. Yes it’s sad and depressing, but it’s also bloody wonderful and uplifting. Cannot get the rainbow without the rain, innit?

When those two fall in love, they REALLY fall in love. I know they fall out of it later, but what do I keep saying, kids? CHERISH THE MOMENT!

Grizzly Bear soundtracked the entire movie.

This scene.

It’s intense and truthful. I love intensity and truth.

This.

And this.

Summer...

Summer is near. I can feel it. This is what I'll be doing this summer. 

Some of this.

And some more of this.

Oya. Excited.com

Loads of bezzie time.

Men-things I like.

Attention typical Linda topic alert!

Just now I had a little thinking session. I sometimes do that. Only sometimes. And I thought to myself guys, as in men, hmmm, wow, what a wonderful group of people. No really. Sometimes I feel the love. I think today I felt the love and why you’re asking? Because sometimes men are just bloody adorable. Sometimes men are pricks too but today I only wanna talk about the men-things I like. And they don’t all have to do with kittens.

I like when guys do that “Oh I’m really not that important even though I run this entire show” totally see-through fake humble cheeky talk to impress a girl and then say “Oh don’t be impressed, it’s no big deal.”

I like when guys enumerate their life’s achievements to come across all cool and knowing whilst not knowing that they spelled half of their list wrong.

I like guys that aren’t ladies men. I like losers. Not complete knobhead losers though.

I like when guys don’t try too hard to find the right words and just talk.

I like when guys have the decency to be honest.

I like when guys uncomplicate things that girls complicate.

I like when guys talk about nail varnish colours as if they’d really care. I know they don’t but it’s sweet to try.

I like when guys talk excitedly about their recently-discovered super-secret new favourite band to then find out that said band already have 2 million YouTube views. Bless.

I like when guys explain technical things. Hot.

I like when guys watch Bear Grylls episodes as intently as I do. I like it even more when they can do some of the stuff Bear Grylls can do. Except for giving yourself an enema that is.  

Love you! Linda xx

200!

Hello blog lovers, this is my 200^th blog post. Congratulations to myself. I do write A LOT of stuff. I did something special for my 100th post and similarly I thought it might be nice to make another list. So my head started coming up with all these random lists of 200 things/words/actions, but let’s face it time is precious and hence, instead of presenting you with a list of 200 marvellous words (that no-one would have had the time to read), I now present you with a list of 100 magnificent words (that no-one will read regardless), cause I simply couldn’t think of any more. For real. Enjoy word lovers.

100 great words

1.    plenisphere

2.    algorithm

3.    antithesis

4.    porpoise

5.    discombobulating

6.    franchise

7.    dystopian

8.    stratophication

9.    paraplegic

10. fragmentation

11. distressed

12. megalomania

13. illuminated

14. abominable

15. acquiesce

16. awkward

17. aloof

18. accumulate

19. annihilation

20. ubiquitous

21. audacity

22. azure

23. jailbird

24. cataclysmic

25. chimera

26. conundrum

27. effervescence

28. valedictorian

29. efficacious

30. ephemeral

31. epiphany

32. eponymous

33. ethereal

34. vertigo

35. flamingo

36. hazel

37.halcyon

38. hemi-demisemiquaver

39. hyperbole

 40. idiosyncrasy

41. incongruous

42. kerfuffle

43. inertia

44. Machiavellian

45. obfuscation

46. paraphernalia

47. meandering

48. soliloquy

49. sublime

50. synecdoche

51. titillating

52. irreverent

53. luminary

54. phosphorescent

55. startling

56. aberration

57. brazen

58. demure

59. embezzle

60. flabbergasted

61. zenith

62. abyss

63. affliction

64. annexation

65. avarice

66. bellicose

67. concoct

68. atonement

69. docile

70. doleful

71. elucidate

72. enchanting

73. ghastly

74. heretic

75. homogenous

76. lustrous

77. luminous

78. mirth

79. nocturnal

80. nonchalant

81. dexterous

82. obsolete

83. consolidation

84. vehemence

85. discordant

86. syncope

87. monosyllabic

88. pygmy

89. knickknack

90. haberdashery

91. possessionlessness

92. pow-wow

93. coercion

94. czar

95. pneumonia

96. nucleus

97. enamoured

98. vixen

99. planetarium

100. ...and my absolute favourite 

hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia (the fear of long words)

Fashion Fix #38 - Opening Ceremony (AGAIN)

Man, I love Opening Ceremony, I cannot help it.

Beautiful. Too.

Beautiful. Too.

The easiest ways to blow out a guy...

Hi blog lovers, in honour of spring and in honour of the awakening of feelings causing everybody to like everybody, I thought’s it’s a great idea to write about how to scare off a guy.  Not in ten days tough. Any day.

Trust me kids, if you wanna get rid of him, listen to the master and check out the list below.

1.    Tell him you love him. On the first date.

2.    Tell him you have six cats. On the first date.

3.    Ask him to move in. After the first date.

4.    Tell him you don’t put out. Ever.

5.    Tell him you only like Disney movies. Or that you often identify with the little mermaid.

6.    Be high maintenance.

7.    Talk about feelings.

8.    Tell him your only inspiration in life comes from Paris Hilton.

9.    Talk about your trust issues.

10.Talk about that you can only sleep with your stuffed toy.

11.Cry.

12.Smell. Bad.

13.Be clingy.

14.Talk in baby language.

15.Talk about child birth.

16.Ask him to meet your mum for the second date.

17.Tell him you thought he was gay.

18.Mention that you already named your future children.

19.Say that you wanna name you future kid Jordan or if it’s twins Jedward.

20.And the absolute classic. Vom. On him.

Laters lovers. x